The next brand-new original idea from director JJ Abrams…
“I came out of the ocean because J. J. Abrams needs to stop”
” My species is my family, Kirk. Is there anything you would not do for your family?”
…you guys don’t seem to understand the concept of “alternate universe”, do you?
And for the record, Into the Darkness was not a remake of The Wrath of Khan. Just because it had similar elements does not mean it’s a remake.
NO BUT DON’T YOU SEE!? THE NEXT MOVIE, THE SPACE!WHALES ARE ON THEIR VOYAGE TO RETURN TO EARTH (EXCEPT WE WON’T EVER CALL THEM SPACE!WHALES OR WHALES BECAUSE LOL THAT’S *SPOILERS*, WE’LL CALL THEM, OH, I DON’T, JOHN MCMISDIRECTS INSTEAD. AND IT’LL BE A *HUGE* REVEAL THAT THEY WERE SPACE!WHALES ALL ALONG AND WON’T EVERYONE JUST BE SO HAPPILY SURPRISED!? :D )
BUT KIRK AND THE CREW RUN INTO THEM IN SPACE BUT THEN THE WHALES PROBE THEM AND ACCESS THEIR DATA BANKS AND OMG NOOOOOOOO YOU SLAUGHTERED OUR PEOPLE THEY MUCH BE AVENGED! SO THE CREW HAS TO RACE THE SPACE!WHALES BACK TO EARTH BECAUSE WE JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOVE BLOWING SHIT UP IN THIS ‘VERSE.
SO THE SPACE!WHALES START AVENGING THE SPACE!WHALE GENOCIDE THEN AND THERE BUT THE ENTERPRISE HAS TO PEW! PEW! PEW! AND SAN FRANCISCO GETS IT *AGAIN* BUT SPOCK SPEAKS WHALE AND EVEN THOUGH HE’S ALL EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED BECAUSE DADDY!SAREK HAS DIED DURING THE ASSAULT, HE CONVINCES THEM TO STOP ATTACKING!
AND THEN SPOCK PRIME REVEALS THE IMPORTANT DETAIL THAT YOU CAN LIKE, TOTES GO BACK IN TIME TO SAVE THE WHALES AND BRING THEM BACK TO THIS TIME PERIOD, EVEN THOUGH HE LIKE, TOTALLY PINKY SWORE HE WOULDN’T DROP HINTS LIKE THAT ANY MORE, THAT GREEN-BLOODED HOBGOBLIN.
BUT THE SPACE WHALES TERRORIST ALLEGORY AND KIRK AS REPRESENTING THE FEDERATION SOMEHOW DIPLOMATICALLY AGREE TO A BIPARTISAN TIME TRAVEL MISSION TO SAVE THE WHALES IN PEACE BECAUSE THIS IS UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY YOU GUYS, JUST GIVE US A CHANCE.
AND THEN SYBOK RIDES UP ON A UNICORN ALL LIKE “…SHIT, YOU SKIPPED MY MOVIE, DIDN’T YOU?”
………ALRIGHT, JJ, SEND MY CHECK IN THE MAIL; I HAVE GIVEN YOU GOLD.
(…aka I perfectly understand AUs, thankyouverymuch. just don’t try to tell me that something that has the goddamn KHAAAAAAAAAAN AND the glass wall death scene yell isn’t a AU remake/reimagining/fanfiction what if. This shit doesn’t even smack of homage. It’s too overt.)
ok… anything else?
This is FLAWLESS.
Reblogging because that second poster made me laugh too much.
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It’s time to cast the newest American-made Godzilla movie!Quick, gather up all of the relatively unknown (bargain price!) young white actors!
Wait, wasn’t the one on the left was going to star in that movie about the Great Wall of China? How is he ever going to choose?
get your social justice whining out of the fuckin godzilla tag jesus christ
Wait, someone is whining about social justice in the Godzilla tag?
But for serious, they could consider casting men of color or actresses (of all and any ethnicity), too. Radioactive lizards are colorblind right?
Perhaps they should make it like the original Godzilla, have an all Japanese cast but rekajigger it with a few white leads for the American edited release?
(Source: soirart, via themarysue)
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Uhura is in the captain’s chair, so I would say there’s nothing wrong at all.What’s wrong with this picture?
I need some help, because this all looks totally legit to me. From a Star Trek coloring book from 1979.
nothing wrong.
No one is wearing one of these:
(via themarysue)
STAN LEE, CENTERFOLD (photograph by Eliot R. Brown)
When Stan Lee visited New York in January 1983, the editorial staff was at the peak of its yuk-yuk, hand-buzzer giddiness. They’d been shooting photos of each other in superhero costumes for some of the covers—several staff members appeared on the cover of the last issue of SPIDER-WOMAN—and now they were putting together a comic that consisted wholly of photos of intra-office hijinks. They wanted to include Stan the Man. Lee, the original ringmaster, jumped at the chance to pose for a nude centerfold. Marvel staffers photographed Lee with an oversize comic book covering his private parts; soon after, they received a call from his assistant in L.A. “Stan is wild,” said the assistant. “He should not have been naked for your centerfold. Please. Don’t.” (A Hulk costume was later superimposed over Lee’s body in postproduction.)
Text from the forthcoming MARVEL COMICS: THE UNTOLD STORY
http://seanhowe.tumblr.com/post/30043409444/coming-october-9-from-harpercollins-pre-order
In the igloo :
“ 내가 왜 그랬을까. (Why did I do that!) ”
“ 걔네들 찾았어요? (Did you find them?) ”
“ 걔네들 안전할까요? (Will they be okay?) ”
“ 제이크가 실종되기 전에 내가 월남국수 면이 질기다고 말했어요. 아, 내가 왜 그런 말을 했을까. 무슨 나쁜 일이 생겼으면 어떡해! 걔가 만든 국수 맛없다고 한 게 우리의 마지막 대화였어요. (I told him that his Vietnamese noodles were too tough before he went missing. Why did I say such a thing! What if something bad happens to him! The last conversation we had was that his noodles are bad.) ”
“ 미안해요. 내가 국수를 너무 많이 먹었나 봐요. (Sorry. Guess I’ve taken too much noodle.) ”
“ 그놈이 칼을 들고 덤비면 어떡해요! (What if he attacks you with a knife!) ”
“ 그놈이 공주님을 해치려고 하면요! (What if he tries to hurt you!) ”
“ 아.. 맞아요. 내가 걱정이 좀 심한 편이죠. 저는 반 살은 시체들이 우리집을 공격하는 악몽에 시달려요. 우리 삼촌, 외숙모, 사촌들이 다 집에 있었어요. 저 위층에서 우는 소리까지 생생히 들린다니까요! 우리 가족들을 지킬 수만 있다면.. 그 꿈꾸는 동안 얼마나 스트레스를 받으면 이빨까지 무지하게 갈아요! (이빨을 감) 다음날 일어나면 이빨들이 금 가 있어요! 보통 전 그냥 그런 것 꿈이려니, 내가 걱정을 사서 하지 않나 하면서 잊어버리려고 해요. 제가 그 반 살은 시체들에게 두 번이나 공격당했었잖아요. (That’s right. I’m little bit too worried sometimes. I always got haunted by the nightmare that half-dead corpses are attacking my house! My uncle, aunt-in-law, cousins were all present, I even hear the crying coming from the upstairs. I just wished that I could protect my family. I become too stressful during that dream, I even grind my own teeth badly! (Grinds teeth) When I wake up in the morning, all my teeth are cracked! I usually try to forget about it, thinking that it’s just a dream or I’m being paranoid, but I was actually attacked by these half-dead corpses before, twice!) ”
In the dark room :
“ 으으, 잘 안 보이네. (It’s hard to see things) ”
“ 뭐에요? (What was that?) ”
“ 으! 아아! 그만해! 도와줘요! (Ahh! Stop it! Help!) ”
After escaping :
“ 공주님 무기들! (Your weapons!) ”
“ 공주님 저 땀나게 만드시네요. (You’re making me sweat.) ”
“ 와, 이 방은 예쁜 새 소리에 대한 내 사랑보다 더 크네! (Wow. This chamber is bigger than my love for pretty birds’ song!) ”
“ 으, 네. 걱정 마세요. 저 완전, 완전 괜찮아요. 자, 가요. 일어납시다!(넘어짐) 으, 안되겠네. 혼자 가세요. 전 짐만 될 뿐이에요. (Eh, Yeah, don’t worry about me. I’m perfectly, perfectly fine. Let’s go, get up!(Falls down) Ew. Not gonna make it. You should go alone, I’m just a burden for you.) ”
Back at the castle :
“ 괜찮아요. 비밀로 한 제가 잘못이죠. (It’s fine. That was my bad for hiding it.) ”
“ 자기야, 나 완전 중요한 할 말 있어. 나, I’m pregnant! (Honey, I’ve got something terribly important to tell you. I, I’m pregnant!)
Here ya go.
I’m going to try a little Super Best Friends Forever experiment here. Warner Bros. have put out some fantastic shorts during their DC Nation programming block on Cartoon Network. They are evolving one of those into a series - Teen Titans Go! It’s almost a continuation of the old Teen Titans animated series but either way, sounds like fun. I know a lot of folks were hoping SBFF would also move on to a half hour series as well but from what I’ve been hearing, it’s not likely and my question is - why?
Warner Bros. don’t believe a “girls” show has the same selling power as a “boys” show and I’d like to prove them wrong. I’d point them to the huge successes that were Lauren Faust’s Power Puff Girls (EDIT for clarity, I know Craig McCracken created PPG, Faust also worked on the franchise. Sorry if I confused anyone!) and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic were, I’d tell them women make almost all the purchasing decisions for their household (specifically entertainment), that they are seriously underestimating how much parents spend on their daughters, and that children aren’t the only consumers of animated TV shows and their related products. I could do that but what I’d like to see right now is all of YOU do that.
Reblog or like this post if you’d not only watch a Super Best Friends Forever television show but buy products based on it. (Money talks, remember?) Add your own commentary or not but let’s see what the numbers say.
soMEONE ACTUALLY COSPLAYED RUBY RHOD AT SOME POINT ACCORDING TO GOOGLE SEARCH
This costume is super green!
(Source: nyannekosugargirls)
